YA GOTTA BE KITTIN’ ME

Meet KIT: The First Aid Kit with More Personality Than Your Ex

Let’s get one thing straight – KIT is not your average first aid. As a globe-trotting, emergency-stopping, sass-dropping first aid brand superstar who’s been holding it down for more than three decades, KIT is redefining what it means to Be Smart Get Prepared. And with KIT & Connections hitting the big 2-year milestone, we figured it’s time to deep dive into the life and mind of KIT. Buckle up, people – we asked the hard-hitting questions, and we got the wittiest answers that only KIT can.

1. What’s your full name?

My government name is Be Smart Get Prepared, but you can call me KIT.

2. How old are you?

Honestly, I am ageless and timeless, because age ain’t nothin’ but a number. But fine, literally I’m 34 years old. I dare you to name a better kit at this ripe age. I’ll wait…

3. Where are you located?

I reside worldwide, hunny. Although a true Cali girl at heart and LA will always be home, I do own some nice U.S. real estate at Walmart, Sam’s Club, Amazon, Lowe’s, CVS, Walgreens, Smart & Final, Kroger, O’Reilly Auto Parts, Harbor Freight, and on and on. And if you’re feeling international, come find me in Mexico, Puerto Rico, the Philippines, and other parts of Asia. Talk about range!

4. What’s your relationship status?

Between you and me (and everyone in between), I thrive in a very mindful, strategy-centered, non-exclusive space. Call it an open situation-ship, if you will ; ) Mind you, this type of arrangement is not for everyone – definitely not for the faint of heart. But, there’s just too much of me to be tied down. I’m sure you understand. Holla at ya girl!

5. KIT, be honest…how many times have you been mistaken for a lunchbox?

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been re-purposed, I’d be snorkeling in the Maldives, gallivanting to London for brunch, and then shopping in Paris for funsies on a daily basis. Make me your lunchbox, toy box, crayon box, toiletry case, luggage, secret stash box – I support all the re-purpose positivity.

6. If you could have any superpower, what would it be? (Besides you know, healing people.)

How funny would it be if me (and all my parts) were invisible?? Like here I am to save the day, but no one knows I arrived on the scene. They don’t know I’m coming, what I’m doing, or when I’m doing it. The blood disappears, the swelling goes down, the cuts are treated, the burns are healed. Everyone I treat would think miracles are happening and suddenly, they’re inexplicably healed. OMG, I love incognito KIT.

7. Do you ever get jealous of all the medicine cabinetry with its fancy pills and potions?

No, not at all. All the single-purpose one-off wonders could never! LOL. Me, on the other hand…. I am variety. I am diversity. I am multi-purpose. I have range. I am highly confident and supremely proud of my well-rounded healing capabilities. Can I get an AMEN?!

8. On a scale of 1 to ‘owie!’, how would you rate your job performance?

Listen… I bring comfort to uncomfortable situations, and have all the pieces to give you peace of mind. And that my friends, is what we call invaluable and off the charts.

9. Have you ever had a patient try to use your bandages as fashion accessories?

Absolutely, all the time – and I don’t judge. Fashun accessories, tape, stickers, you name it. I serve no purpose and all the purpose at the same time. If it’s all the rage and all the kids are doing it… use me, hunny. I. Am. Here. For. It.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve? (Mine is definitely empty antiseptic packets.)

Keep me relevant, people! Update me, keep me refreshed and rejuvenated. Out with the old and in with the new! We are far too important to have expired items. Or you can always just buy a brand new me. *Tip: Pay attention to me now, and you will thank me later! BET.

11. If you could talk, what would be your catchphrase?

Usually, I only hear my full name when you’re in trouble. But in this instance, I will scream it from the mountaintops! My ultimate catchphrase is “Be Smart Get Prepared.” Obviously.Other fun catchphrases you’ll hear me blurt out and slur about:We put the fun in first aid.

Not your average first aid.

And lastly, my all-time fave… Ya gotta be KITTIN’ me.

12. Ever feel like you’re just waiting around for someone to mess up?

I meaaan… you said it, not me. I’m like the giddy little kid lurking around the corner, anxiously waiting to surprise and pounce on you when the time is right. I stay ready so I don’t have to get ready! Ya dig?! When it’s my moment, you’ll see me shining out in these streets.

13. What’s the weirdest thing someone has ever tried to store inside you?

A mini bottle of Tapatio for “emergencies” and a fake mustache for emotional support. I tell no lies, I cannot make this up.

14. KIT, you’ve probably seen people at their most vulnerable. What’s one thing you’ve learned about the human spirit?

In three decades, I’ve learned that humans are perseverant, passionate, and resilient. And if I can, in any way, shape, or form, contribute and play a starring, yet supportive and memorable role in this rollercoaster of life, then for what it’s worth, I’ve done my job.

15. What do you think the future of first aid looks like?

Let me just say that first aid begins and ends with ME. Don’t get it twisted. But really, the future of first aid needs to cater to your lifestyle. Whatever you’re doing or wherever you’re going, first aid should be your best dressed accessory. Let me do all the things you can’t… and I promise to look good doing it. 😉